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Millenium Falcon pork chop! #StarWars #food (Taken with Instagram)

Millenium Falcon pork chop! #StarWars #food (Taken with Instagram)

Lunch

Veggie sandwich on whole grain with avocado, bell pepper, cucumber, etc. No mayo, no cheese; just 1000 island dressing.

Because even zombie robots need to eat healthy once in a while.

Lunch

Veggie sandwich on whole grain with avocado, bell pepper, cucumber, etc. No mayo, no cheese; just 1000 island dressing.

Because even zombie robots need to eat healthy once in a while.

Late late lunch (taken earlier): BBQ pulled pork sandwich on a hollowed-out toasted sub roll w/ 2x meat.

Late late lunch (taken earlier): BBQ pulled pork sandwich on a hollowed-out toasted sub roll w/ 2x meat.

In case you were wondering, these chips are my favoritest. They make me drool all over myself, Homer Simpson-style.

In case you were wondering, these chips are my favoritest. They make me drool all over myself, Homer Simpson-style.

Whoa Nellie.

I just had the best home-cooked Easter dinner of my LIFE. Lobster bisque, Greek salad, lamb chop with mint jelly, Angus sirloin with horseradish, cottage cheese, and buttered lima beans. Also available (didn’t eat b/c I was too full): sushi, fried potatoes, stir-fried shrimp & vegetables, and for dessert, chocolate meringue pie.

GodDAMN I gotta learn how to cook. Or marry a girl who can.