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at Salt Creek Falls near Oakridge, Oregon

at Salt Creek Falls near Oakridge, Oregon

What do YOU use to light a campfire, matches? Pshh. (at La Pine State Park)

What do YOU use to light a campfire, matches? Pshh. (at La Pine State Park)

barn owl (at The High Desert Museum)

barn owl (at The High Desert Museum)

Crater Lake, Oregon

Crater Lake, Oregon

I was a happy child
I’ve got nothing to do today.

It’s just as well…
I have no energy to do anything.

On Patriotic Music

Brass band marches written in another century (John Philip Sousa, et al), I absolutely love. Give me some horns and snare drums. Give me Seventy-Six Trombones and Stars and Stripes Forever.

Sappy, sentimental, slow songs about America can fuck right off the planet. They’re the reason I can’t watch fireworks displays on TV with the sound on.

LOOK INTO MY SOUL

LOOK INTO MY SOUL

I just realized that Big Bird and the Skekses are related.
HEY

What if humans, long before recorded history, had originally evolved to have thousand-year lifespans, or mind-reading powers, but then someone had sex with an orangutan and contracted some kind of primate venereal disease which spread throughout all humankind, shortened our lifespans, and made us lose our telepathic ability?