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the internet, she is mine

the internet, she is mine

flowers in the backyard

flowers in the backyard

and if they knock down this tower, guess what

we’ll just build another one

because we can and that’s what we do

Okay I’m not gonna bash Christians but… this interpretation of the Lord’s Prayer certainly doesn’t help.

The errors are bad but what’s worse is that it was liked and shared on FB by several people (including someone I graduated fucking high school with) which makes me sad for humanity.

"ARE FATHER"

"WHO’S FATHER ALL OF US"

"IN THE HOLE WORLD"

Okay I’m not gonna bash Christians but… this interpretation of the Lord’s Prayer certainly doesn’t help.

The errors are bad but what’s worse is that it was liked and shared on FB by several people (including someone I graduated fucking high school with) which makes me sad for humanity.

"ARE FATHER"

"WHO’S FATHER ALL OF US"

"IN THE HOLE WORLD"

if I were a magician I wouldn’t do tricks in front of audiences for money

instead I’d fuck with people’s minds, like drive a minivan filled with a “family” of mannequins (“wife” in the front passenger seat, “kids” in the back) into the side of a building while screaming out the window and honking the horn, except when someone checked the driver’s seat it’d be another mannequin instead of me, and there’d be no sign of remote controlled equipment on the vehicle whatsoever, and despite eyewitness accounts of a live human being at the wheel flailing his arms and stuff, I’d leave no trace I was ever there, down to the absence of fingerprints and residual DNA from hair & skin cells- even live video footage would show me driving before and a mannequin after the crash

I don’t feel like eating today

I’m going back to bed

because I can

today is bullshit

what’s worse

going to bed hungry or going to bed full of loathing and self doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence

what’s worse

disappearing without a trace or suicide

bought this over 20 years ago

WHAT THE NAME OF FUCKKKK

WHAT THE NAME OF FUCKKKK