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This is a photograph of Henry Ford’s first (gasoline-fueled) tractor. That is Henry Ford driving it. Behind him is my uncle’s friend’s grandfather. Whoa.

This is a photograph of Henry Ford’s first (gasoline-fueled) tractor. That is Henry Ford driving it. Behind him is my uncle’s friend’s grandfather. Whoa.

me in a Ford Model T (at The Henry Ford)

me in a Ford Model T (at The Henry Ford)

It’s Albert P. Einstein! πŸ˜ƒ (at The Henry Ford)

It’s Albert P. Einstein! πŸ˜ƒ (at The Henry Ford)

"It wasn’t until 1984— 64 years later— that all of the states finally ratified the [19th] amendment." 

1984?! 
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. (at The Henry Ford)

"It wasn’t until 1984β€” 64 years laterβ€” that all of the states finally ratified the [19th] amendment."

1984?!
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. (at The Henry Ford)

It was a different time. An earlier time. A stupider time. (at The Henry Ford)

It was a different time. An earlier time. A stupider time. (at The Henry Ford)

"To the Wienermobile!" *slides down Wiener Pole, changes into Wiener Man costume* (at The Henry Ford)

"To the Wienermobile!" *slides down Wiener Pole, changes into Wiener Man costume* (at The Henry Ford)

Got an e-mail from Amazon about the complete original Star Trek series on DVD for $60. Saved it in my inbox.

Saw part of an episode of Star Trek on TV.

Deleted the e-mail.

My hand is itching pretty bad somewhere but I can’t find the itch and now I kind of want to cut my hand off.

not feeling well today

and I’m not sure I even want to feel better

I hope you liked* the art boobs

I was originally going to post them on Instagram but I was afraid I might get reported… also because I have younger relatives following me there

(*and I mean LIKED)